Avengers: Infinity War

Avengers: Infinity War ★★½

Non-Specific/Minor Spoiler Review:

Pros:

-Two out of three Chris' (Evans and Hemsworth) ain't bad.

-Doctor Strange was my favorite, especially when he called Iron Man a douchebag.

-Effects were top notch, particularly Thanos.

Cons:

-Awful Ending that will no doubt be undone in the next film.

-Absolutely no payoffs whatsoever.

-Too many storyarcs to go around.

-Anyone who told you that Avengers 4 is separate from Infinity War ***cough*** Kevin Feige ***cough*** is a liar.

-Encompasses everything that's wrong with MCU films (stupid jokes, too many characters, weak villains, fake stakes, others that are potential spoilers).

-Major characters excluded from the film, while several characters that were in should've been excluded.

-Several films (Ragnarok, IM3, Civil War) made worthless/obsolete with just a few scenes/lines of dialogue.

Personal Theater Experience:

-My seat had trouble reclining, but I fixed it.

-Everyone was on their best behavior (for a change).

-3D sucks, avoid it if you can.

Overall:

I'm not going to be one of these out-of-touch assclowns who only watches superhero films and tells you he just saw the worst movie of all time. It's not. But it's not a good one.

And for the people who stood by Disney/Marvel for the past ten years and defended the flaws in these movies, who listened to Kevin Feige's bulls***, and who really believed in this "Ten Years in the Making" nonsense, this film is an insult to your intelligence. If you're one of those people you'll be very disappointed. Or at least you should be.