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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★

    I thought Harrison Ford ruined the last one. He said something along the lines of "Chewie I gotta get me one of these" in regards to the bowcaster.

    I almost walked out.

    The first hour of this was unwatchable. Luke goes fishing. get the fuck out of here. ill take JAr-JAr over this cocksucking horseshit any day.

    ughh. fucking ughhhhhhhhh

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★½

    I haven't been watching a lot of films lately but I realized I didn't actually form my opinion on any for a bit, rather than just being a git (for steve). I threw this on causally not knowing much about the premise, little about the cast and, upon completion, that Aronofsky was even involved. That's how out of the loop I am and so desperately want to jump back in.

    This was perhaps my favorite film of last year and…

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  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★

    Alright, alright alright. Everyone knows it’s cool. Some thoughts though.

    I don’t watch superhero movies because they are not like this.

    X-Men always seemed to be doing the best job in the genre, Nolan excluded, but this just ruined all of those other films for me now. I won’t be able to watch them and not wonder why they aren’t swearing. It’ll be a big lie. I know they like to say ‘fuck’ now.

    Logan’s Runt.

    I’ve never seen a…

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★½

    Hey out there in Letterboxd Land, who likes this movie? Yeah. I know you do. Everybody likes this movie. It does what sequels ought to do but seldom ever do, it goes bigger and badder without sacrificing its quality. Better? Well, I don’t think so but it’s different, apples to oranges, but I do love it and it comes pretty damned close anyhow. Sequels are incredibly hard to pull off successfully, particularly sci-fi sequels, yet Sir James Cameron (fuck you…