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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★½

    I remember as a young boy, Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg realized my wildest dreams onto the big screen. Imagination transferred into near tangibility. I remember feeling lucky to have been sitting there and enjoying it. I could not believe my luck.

    What I would not like to remember is anything about this intallment. Bored to tears, CGI that looks worse than Spielberg's 30 year old ingenuity. Poor concept, poorcharacters, poor jokes, poor everything. ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The audiences are rolling out their dollar biils while Michael Crichton is rolling in his grave.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★

    I thought Harrison Ford ruined the last one. He said something along the lines of "Chewie I gotta get me one of these" in regards to the bowcaster.

    I almost walked out.

    The first hour of this was unwatchable. Luke goes fishing. get the fuck out of here. ill take JAr-JAr over this cocksucking horseshit any day.

    ughh. fucking ughhhhhhhhh

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  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★

    Alright, alright alright. Everyone knows it’s cool. Some thoughts though.

    I don’t watch superhero movies because they are not like this.

    X-Men always seemed to be doing the best job in the genre, Nolan excluded, but this just ruined all of those other films for me now. I won’t be able to watch them and not wonder why they aren’t swearing. It’ll be a big lie. I know they like to say ‘fuck’ now.

    Logan’s Runt.

    I’ve never seen a…

  • Fanny & Alexander

    Fanny & Alexander

    ★★★★½

    I'm still not exactly sure each time I see an Ingmar Bergman film whether I should rush myself to the nearest church or continue going nowhere near one.

    I don't think he was sure either.