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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    I walked into a Film Theatre and stared at the marquis. My girl wanted to see Jumanji, a remake of some Robin Williams, hanging himself shit I didn't like in the first place, starring Dwayne looks better looking than me Johnson. Got it this first time. jungles and shit. didnt like it when i was 10. def wont care now. I wanted to see Star Wars., she's never seen any of them. Even though I assured her light sabers are…

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman


    So I watched Wonder Woman last week. after yelling "Jenny" in a poor Forrest Gump voice repeatedly and sufficiently annoying the person I was watching it with, I realized it wasn't what I expected. it seemed like the screenplay was trying to recreate the success of Cpt America. I wasn't buying the trench warfare shit. I guess we would have taken more ground if our soldiers had more beautiful cheekbones. Also, machine guns unload more than like 4 bullets per…

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  • Logan



    Alright, alright alright. Everyone knows it’s cool. Some thoughts though.

    I don’t watch superhero movies because they are not like this.

    X-Men always seemed to be doing the best job in the genre, Nolan excluded, but this just ruined all of those other films for me now. I won’t be able to watch them and not wonder why they aren’t swearing. It’ll be a big lie. I know they like to say ‘fuck’ now.

    Logan’s Runt.

    I’ve never seen a…

  • Aliens



    Hey out there in Letterboxd Land, who likes this movie? Yeah. I know you do. Everybody likes this movie. It does what sequels ought to do but seldom ever do, it goes bigger and badder without sacrificing its quality. Better? Well, I don’t think so but it’s different, apples to oranges, but I do love it and it comes pretty damned close anyhow. Sequels are incredibly hard to pull off successfully, particularly sci-fi sequels, yet Sir James Cameron (fuck you…