The Professor ½

It’s an EMBARRASSMENT to the human race that this movie currently holds an 82% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes because MY FUCKING GOD... If you think this has any quality WHATSOEVER, I doubt your intelligence as a human being. One of the worst things I’ve seen all year. Their are little tiny cracks of light in incredibly minor bursts throughout the continuous, repeated string of unintentional, laugh-out-loud moments during the runtime of THE PROFESSOR. There’s so fucking many that I don’t have the time to get into it. It’s embarrassing for everyone involved in this GREAT ensemble cast to be associated with this flaming fucking turd of a “movie”. I’m not going to go into really any reason why I hated this movie so much because it already stole an hour and a half of my life, and I’m not going to let it take any more of my precious time.