Favorite films

  • The Long Goodbye
  • Vertigo
  • The Philadelphia Story
  • Mulholland Drive

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Recent reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    I've only walked out of a film a handful of times in my life, but I would have walked out after the first 20 minutes or so of this if I hadn't been with other people. The tone, editing and visual style were just entirely off from the get go. I felt myself wanting to run away as I was forced to sit through 2.5 hrs of repetitive scenes and feeble/misplaced jokes that did not land at ALL (the most…

  • Black Narcissus

    Black Narcissus


    Just incredible. The fact that this was shot entirely in England and mostly at Pinewood, using all miniatures for the exteriors of the convent, is mindblowing to me. Supposedly Lucas and Spielberg have said that the special effects in Black Narcissus had never been matched--and they are as mindblowing as that statement suggests (all the more so because I didn't even recognize what some of the effects were until I learned about the making of the film). In a Criterion…

Popular reviews

  • Summering


    Usually when I give a film one star I have a rant ready to go, but this was just...mind-numbingly bland. It's what you would get out if you fed every cliched indie "dramedy" trope into an algorithm and told it to produce a film that would get into Sundance.

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct


    God I love 90s Paul Verhoeven SO MUCH 😭

    Also, I'd really like to go back to the era of the erotic thriller, but with like 75% less Michael Douglas.