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  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    Great but wish Blanche the cat could’ve had the soul/internal monologue of Blanche DuBois

  • Road House

    Road House

    ★★★½

    Patrick Swayze doing tai chi in the sunshine? Jackie Treehorn’s crony crushed by a taxidermy polar bear? That shot of blood running over Sam Elliott’s rose tattoo? Just wow!

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ½

    Idk why everybody is heralding this movie as some great feminist success—(a) written and directed by a dude and (b) if you have actually experienced stalking/DV The Invisible Man will likely be impossible to watch without being retraumatized, which begs the question: Who the actual fuck is the intended audience? PASS

  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★★

    “You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance”? WOW! “Pray, let them joust in heat”? YES! “Step into my web, said the spider”? NEW CATCHPHRASE!