Male Protagonists that I Could Easily Beat Up in a Fight

Yes, I am a 5’4, barely 105 pounds, white woman but I know I could beat these guys’ asses. I just know it. I’m built different.

  • The Graduate
  • Harold and Maude
  • Warm Bodies
  • The Two Popes
  • Flushed Away
  • Titanic
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen
  • An American Pickle
  • Swiss Army Man
  • The Lovebirds
  • The Wrong Missy
  • To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You
  • Zombieland: Double Tap
  • Big Time Adolescence
  • Palm Springs
  • When We First Met
  • Death Note
  • Transformers
  • Good Kids
  • 6 Years
  • The Lobster
  • About Time
  • Radio Rebel
  • Midnight in Paris
  • Hall Pass
  • Gulliver's Travels
  • Submarine
  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
  • The Switch
  • She's Out of My League
  • Zombieland
  • The Invention of Lying
  • The Proposal
  • The Hangover
  • All About Steve
  • Fired Up!
  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
  • Zack and Miri Make a Porno
  • Pineapple Express
  • Camp Rock
  • Superbad
  • Norbit
  • The Ringer
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • 50 First Dates
  • Lost in Translation
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Rushmore
  • Mr. Jealousy
  • Eraserhead
  • The Apartment
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • The Social Network
  • Under the Silver Lake
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before
  • The Kissing Booth
  • The Kissing Booth 2
  • Stalker