I'm struggling so hard to write a review that adequately expresses how much fun I had watching this. I literally turned to my friend several times during it and whispered "I LOVE THIS!!!!!" because it was just so incredibly designed, written, acted and choreographed while being SO CAMP. This is a movie with deliberately monochrome ink-splattered costumes, KNIFE UMBRELLAS, an army of crop top-wearing pretty dudes taught by a woman, shocking but sparingly used gore that makes the whole audience…