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  • Eraserhead



    This was, by far, the most uncomfortable I’ve been watching a film. Lynch and his universes manipulate my mind and force me to reach that point of utter disturbance that I simply can’t describe. I don’t know if I just didn’t understand the central point of the film or if I just didn’t like this as much as Lynch’s other work. I’ll need a rewatch on this (if it even is rewatchable, I’m reconsidering my Criterion purchase unfortunately).

    Edit: this is my 400th logged film! Just thought I should document for later

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko


    First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride


    I’ve been under the weather so I put on the ultimate feel-good movie. By no means is this a perfect movie from a film making standpoint, but this will forever be my favorite movie. It’s so magical and special to me.

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    I can’t even begin to process how amazing every single aspect of this movie is. How did I go so long without seeing it??? I wish it wasn’t being taken off of Netflix tomorrow, I would rewatch it a million times if I could. This movie is so unique and could affect anyone that sees it in some way or another. Please please please go watch this immediately if you haven’t already.