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  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man


    In the new horror vein of It Follows and Get Out, where the world looks askew and the sunlight looks sickly sweet, the universe seems a little bit alt, just enough to play with your head. I want MORE.

  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fun horror movie: gross, disturbing what-if moral decisions, uncomfortable popcorn movie.
    Supposed to be an expansion of the original, better than the original. Nope. Not at all! I love and own the original, and I won't be watching this one again.
    And the cop? What. The. Hell. Unnecessary. Distracting. Jerked me right out of the fun.

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  • See No Evil

    See No Evil


    I wanted an old-fashioned slasher. I got it, and then some. Opening credits: "WWE Films with Lionsgate..."

    Yes...? Yes!

    "Produced by Vince McMahon..."

    Air guitar!

  • Glory Daze: The Life and Times of Michael Alig

    Glory Daze: The Life and Times of Michael Alig


    Self-congratulatory extravaganza of you-had-to-be-theres making statements that are supposed to be profound. Lest we forget, Michael Alig killed and dismembered a rival. Isn't that supposed to be the topic of this documentary? No?