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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Vanessa Kirby pulling a dagger from a holster on her thigh: hot
    me pulling a mini bottle of Lysol from my Old Navy jeans pocket: also hot!

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    She’s a Welcome to Marwen girl livin in a Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets world

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  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    watched because i wanted to see lucas hedges’ shia labeouf impression and because shia labeouf seems like an interesting scoundrel. the impression was good, but i have yet to be convinced by shia. additionally, the score is “a film score for an independent film that your friend’s parents will like” which i do not like. i have never seen holes, but i did like the even stevens movie. i would like to see holes, and i’ve already forgotten about honey boy. i hope lucas hedges is having a fun life.

  • To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

    lara jean date a woman or stop bitching

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  • Serenity


    “Who the fuck I am is I am the rules.”

  • Miss Americana

    Miss Americana

    i think about taylor swift a lot. i’ve listened to her music while putting on makeup for many years. her celebrity is no fun, and honestly makes me pretty sad, but it ultimately does not earn this kind of vapid interrogation. i wish she would give me $10,000– a drop in the bucket for taylor swift, a vacation and new blender for clare!