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  • Dracula
  • Moonstruck
  • Annette
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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  • After We Fell

  • After

  • Clueless

    ★★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

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  • After We Fell

    After We Fell

    this is the third movie of this franchise and they recast literally every single actor except the two leads. they couldn’t get selma blair but they got mira sorvino for the first time. and you never know what’s going on because every shot takes place in a new airbnb. one of you should try watching this under the influence of a substance—i’m not in the mood for such frolicking

  • After

    After

    kind of annoying that these didn’t take off and no one any older or younger than me knows what this series is. it’s based on a fan fiction where harry styles if he weren’t famous or rich fingers a state school student next to a lake

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  • Serenity

    Serenity

    “Who the fuck I am is I am the rules.”

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    offensive projection of dignity onto poor people as if they don’t already have it, claiming poverty is universally unbearable and/or shameful. exactly what i anticipated in that every scene is a greeting card line about how home is inside your heart or something. the only way it claims any emotional resonance is through twinkly dinkly sad piano playing over scenes and stories that are not sad, or are sad like instagram captions can be sad. also it’s boring....? that is…