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  Theater Camp 2023

  Watched 20 Sep 2023

  not offensive but what we can learn from these things is that a person with an X.com account does not a performer make. not really more to say but i’m bored asf watching this… would rather be watching those tiktoks of the woman who lets a bear into her house and she asks him to close the door by saying “close the door, hon” and he closes the door by holding the knob in his mouth. he brings friends with…

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  Bottoms 2023

  ½ Watched 18 Sep 2023 1

  left after 30 minutes (stubs a list privilege). i think i gave bodies bodies bodies a half star too but that was fine/cute i just hate when the thesis of something is “kids go on their phones.” this is something worse & the adults fake laughing in the theater made me sad. can’t lesbians have anything cool rn. why do they have to have woke shane dawson movie and phoebe bridgers. let’s make some normal stuff

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Dec 2022 10

  are you people insane? are you virgins? just trying to figure it out

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  Watched 06 Jun 2022 3

  You ate the plastic garbage can? After I specifically asked you not to?

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