me: wow so many exciting movies this year. can’t wait to watch them all
my bank account: bitch we broke
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Alone/Together 2019
“Stop acting like a child”
“Like a child? I am a child. But why do i feel so old? Hindi ko na kilala ang sarili ko. I should be dreaming, conquering the world”fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
watching this after having an existential crisis at 1am last night is definitely an experience™️.
instead of a romance, i see this more as a coming of age film and that’s where it shines the most: highlighting how messy growing up is in a world that’s…
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House of Flying Daggers 2004
*two leads flirting while they’re about to be impaled by the sharpened ends of bamboo sticks*
me: omg this is so romantic 😭😭anyway pussy so good it’s got two grown men dueling over it from spring all the way through winter. just queen zhang ziyi thingz
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008
narnia 1: ugh edmund is the worst. can u believe ratting out your siblings to the white witch for turkish delight? ugh
narnia 2: men are trash. except maybe edmund
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