ClarksDad has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ during 2020.

  • Maleficent

    Maleficent

    ½

    No character arc in this entire film makes a goddamn ounce of sense.

    LOL there is a sequel?!?

  • Clash of the Titans

    Clash of the Titans

    ½

    What an unimaginative mess. Charmless Characters, boring script, ugly design (That’s the best Isle Of The Dead they could come up with?)...and exactly zero suspense. Literally every square inch of it is computer generated to within an inch of its life.

  • The Black Dahlia

    The Black Dahlia

    ½

    Obtuse, indecipherable junk.

  • The Wiz

    The Wiz

    ½

    Lead balloon from first frame to the last. A course in how to destroy a Broadway show.

  • Crash

    Crash

    ½

    Bad in the way those Kirk Cameron movies are bad....or those Dinesh D'Souza documentaries.

    Bad as in...the filmmaker is at a disadvantage because they just arrived on planet earth yesterday...so their experience in reality is literal zero...but hey let's give it a go anyway.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ½

    I try to give some love to Rob Zombie because he is a Marx Bros fan, and that means we are blood. But he cannot create tension or scares ...his movies are just....loud and busy. I’m sorry man.

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ½

    Stopped by because my main man Richard Conte is in it, and to see some vintage neon.

    Hoo boy that is one witless script. Plan 9 From Las Vegas.