ClarksDad has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2020.

  • Ziegfeld Follies

    Ziegfeld Follies

    ★½

    Sometimes preview audiences get it right. They thought this sucked...so it was pulled and tinkered with and hello it still ended up like this. 2 or 3 good numbers but my god you will pay the price.

  • Caligula

    Caligula

    ★½

    The head-chopping machine steals the show, and the entire mess has a cheap, late 70s sheen to it that is rather charming (the big budget isn’t really that evident). The porn is not hot. At all. Watch it once to get it off the bucket list.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★½

    Good, sleazy opening act. Then a drastic nosedive down into the babysitter section. How can you possibly fuck up that part?

  • Prom Night

    Prom Night

    ★½

    Lord. They didn't even TRY.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★½

    Let me boil it down:

    It is so generic...so pointless...so devoid of creativity, energy, ingenuity, style, know-how and skill...they weren't even inspired to give it its own name.

    It is a sequel to the original, and they were like ...Fuck It let's just also call it Halloween.