I was an ice cream vendor by trade. Now I'm a soldier; soldier in a war against his army of the living dead.
and a Bruce Willis cultist.

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  • Teen Witch

    Teen Witch


    A man was wished away for dead and it was never addressed. 
    Then I read no sequel. 
    Sweet rap tho.

  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    Leprechaun in the Hood

    Being a fan of leprechauns and Ice-T films, I can say this has both.

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  • Tequila Sunrise

    Tequila Sunrise


    It looks good but isn't.
    Pretty people doing things that sometimes don't make sense.

  • Galveston



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you love Ben Foster performances, this is the best. He plays a broken criminal like he's played before but it's different and the one I will remember. Elle Fanning is incredible. She has a scene in the hotel room with Ben. She sits and cries and tells her origin story.
    It's a tough heart breaking film and I hope we're watching it years from now as perfect Texas Noir.