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  • Graveyard Shift

    Graveyard Shift


    Goofy protagonist and great creature effects!

  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot


    It was fine, not quite as good as I feel it’s hyped up to be though. Also the head vamp Barlow is in the movie for all of like 6 minutes of the over 2 hour run time and all he really is seen doing is bop two peoples heads together which kills them? I enjoyed the creepy vampire children scenes and the way the vampire den towards the end was reminiscent of the cannibal family’s house in Hoopers previous effort TCM.

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  • Upgrade



    Blumhouses answer to the film Her. Imagine a Black Mirror episode but feature length with just the right amount of really cool action sequences, some intense gore but just in a few scenes, and some unique camera work. It was really fun to watch how they were able to pull off clever nuances from the sound design to the way the actor moved to embody the character of Stem. Even the camera moved in a different way during scenes where…

  • Night of the Comet

    Night of the Comet


    Enjoyable 80s flick I’ve never seen before. The glow, the red sky city scapes, all pretty rad.