• Something from Tiffany's

    Something from Tiffany's

    ★★★

    cutie

  • Two Night Stand

    Two Night Stand

    ★★½

    better than expected

  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill

    ★½

    this is the lowest i’ve ever rated a movie, congrats!

  • No Strings Attached

    No Strings Attached

    ★★½

    the one with mila kunis was better

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★½

    everything bagel everywhere bagel all at once bagel

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★★

    WHY ARE THESE REVIEWS SO LOW??? JUSTICE FOR MISS FLO.

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★½

    silk chiffon playing as the two lesbians are kissing and maya hawke says “i feel like i’m being eaten alive from the inside out” in a panic? camp.

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game

    ★★★½

    i watched this for joe keery and he was in it for 3 minutes

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★

    a good movie to do laundry to

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★★

    angelina looked like hannah montana if she cut her own bangs

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    should i gatekeep elvis presley

  • Spiderhead

    Spiderhead

    ★★½

    watched this for the men