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  • Manhunter
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  • All That Jazz

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Recent reviews

  • Blue Hawaii

    Blue Hawaii

    Elvis as Elvis is not as good as Austin Butler as Elvis 🌝

  • RRR


    Beefy Boys Becoming Brothers.

    Definitely doesn't hit the same watching this at home alone as it did in a packed theatre, but ya know, I was feeling pretty miserable and this made me not miserable for 3 blissful hours. It's too bad that Netflix only has the Hindi version, the butchering of the Naatu Naatu sequence is pretty brutal.

Popular reviews

  • The Poison Rose

    The Poison Rose

    If you want a movie from 2019 that feels like it's from 1997 while also pretending to know what the 1970s like, this is the movie for you.

    Other notable reasons for viewing:

    -Super goofy open credit sequence
    -Brendan Fraser's accent
    -Peter Stormare, the most Swedish man alive, trying to do a Texan accent
    -An abundance of saxophone music
    -About 10 billion cross-fades
    -Morgan Freeman's character has a distractingly large portrait of himself in his dining room.

  • After Blue (Dirty Paradise)

    After Blue (Dirty Paradise)

    Unreal visuals, great score, amazing in-camera effects, but if I'm being real this would need to be a tight 90 for me to sit down and watch it again. I'd definitely like to study some parts of this and it would be a great 'throw it on in the background of a party' kind of movie.