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The King's Daughter 2022
If you thought 2022 would be the year I stopped suffering through utterly unwatchable garbage you were wrong 😎
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The Poison Rose 2019
If you want a movie from 2019 that feels like it's from 1997 while also pretending to know what the 1970s like, this is the movie for you.
Other notable reasons for viewing:
-Super goofy open credit sequence
-Brendan Fraser's accent
-Peter Stormare, the most Swedish man alive, trying to do a Texan accent
-An abundance of saxophone music
-About 10 billion cross-fades
-Morgan Freeman's character has a distractingly large portrait of himself in his dining room. -
After Blue (Dirty Paradise) 2021
Unreal visuals, great score, amazing in-camera effects, but if I'm being real this would need to be a tight 90 for me to sit down and watch it again. I'd definitely like to study some parts of this and it would be a great 'throw it on in the background of a party' kind of movie.
