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  • Y Tu Mamá También

    ★★★★★

  • Eternals

    ★★★

  • I'm Not the Girl Who Misses Much

  • Tarnation

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  • Y Tu Mamá También

    Y Tu Mamá También

    ★★★★★

    Like national lampoons vacation except sad and everyone has sex with each other and also I’ve never seen national lampoons vacation.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★

    You can tell that Chloé Zhao really just wanted to make a family melodrama that cost a quarter of a billion dollars and marvel had to keep reminding her that it was also a superhero movie.

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  • Tarnation

    Tarnation

    The single most uncomfortable film experience of my life, and this is in the same class where I watched a 17 minute film of nothing but close-ups of vaginas with my all-women grad cohort, so, ya know.

  • Dracula

    Dracula

    The horniest fever dream I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing in a theater.