Favorite films

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • The Thing
  • Back to the Future
  • Gremlins

Recent activity

  • Razorback


  • Red Rocket


  • Reign Over Me


  • Godzilla


Recent reviews

  • Razorback


    "One thought and you're a hamburger."

    Not entirely sure what to think of this one.
    I went into this movie expecting a pretty straightforward b-movie about a giant boar and a hunter or two. I didn't expect Razorback to be such a chaotic film.
    From weird hillbilly characters like they came out of a different genre, visual fever dream sequences, steamy industrial scenes with colorful lightning, and truck chases that look like Mad Max, this movie felt like it went…

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Check out the Fast and the Furious parody I did. [...] The Fast and the Furi-ass."

    Character study of a scumbag.

    I remember ever since seeing Simon Rex for the first time in Scary Movie 3 decades ago that I wanted to see him try a more dramatic role. This pornstar-turned-spoof-movie-actor had a certain charm and I was wondering if he could hold a more sincere performance.
    With Sean Baker's Red Rocket my wish was pretty much granted perfectly. The…

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