i think the best way to review this.....disappointing venture is to rank the monsters !! so here we go:
5. dracula
delusional, power-hungry, attention whore who may punch cops (!!) but also takes advantage of the less intelligent monsters and individually terrorizes the only non-annoying child in this film just because he wants a stupid amulet. an amulet that ACTUALLY belongs to the mummy, not his scary ass. his actual “monster” form (a fucking bat) is non-intimidating and he uses…