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  • Barry Lyndon
  • Double Indemnity
  • Casino
  • Dead Ringers

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★

  • Duel

    ★★★★

  • Kelly's Heroes

    ★★★½

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

    Absolutely gone off an edible watching this shit on an airplane and feeling like it's actually pretty deep and tearing up at the end when they save Brooklyn. Could have used some more Mario lore though, guess they're saving Yoshi, Wario, and other fan favorites until the sequel.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★

    The scene at the end where the entire police force spends months being trapped in the sewer and then has an old tyme rumble with Bane's antifa army is so good. The prison that's at the bottom of a big well, Scarecrow's Robespierre style court, and of course Tom Hardy's Bane voice and Bane overcoat. This is easily the best of the Nolan Batman movies. Plus it's the only Batman movie filmed in New York City baby! The REAL Gotham! Mayor Eric Adams please become The Batman and fight The REAL League of Shadows (migrants from Central America.)

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  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★★★★

    Before the Janet Leigh shower scene, no one in America knew what a naked woman's body looked like, in fact, most women didn't even know you were supposed to be nude to bathe. Hitchcock's suggestion of nudity on film and frank depiction of sex outside of wedlock created horniness for the first time in our history. Hitchcock got everyone sprung before immediately showing the most brutal murder that had ever been depicted in art. The juxtaposition of these two heretofore…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

    I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…

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