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  • Barry Lyndon
  • Double Indemnity
  • Casino
  • Dead Ringers

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  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

    ★★★½

  • Time After Time

    ★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    I really felt the length of this one partly because the theater I saw it in had no AC, and partly because I got a year older while watching it. I was hoping for a ludicrous disaster but what I got was a fairly standard bio pic with some Luhrmann flair and a great performance by Austin Butler. The movie reveres its iconic subject so much it can't even really bear to portray him as fat and strung out or…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★

    An absurdly low bar to clear, but this is, despite a few things that annoyed me, the third best Predator movie.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

    I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    A movie for anyone who's ever been in love or had a really hot Jewish babysitter. The kind of movie that makes you want to stand up and cheer!