Favorite films

  • Barry Lyndon
  • Double Indemnity
  • Casino
  • Dead Ringers

Recent activity

  • Crimes of the Future


  • Tremors


  • Angel Heart


  • Pale Rider


Recent reviews

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    Here's my review of David Cronenberg's "Crimes of the Future" sung to the tune of Pavement's "Gold Soundz"

    🎵Go back to that old sex
    And keep your organs to your self
    Because it's nothing I don't like
    Is it evolution or a boring change?🎶

    There was basically no way I wasn't going to love this movie, but it's a cold one that keeps you at an arm's length while you're watching so that it can do its work burrowing in…

  • Tremors



    Rural community bands together to fight Shai-hulud infestation. RIP to the GOD Fred Ward.

Popular reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!

    I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    A movie for anyone who's ever been in love or had a really hot Jewish babysitter. The kind of movie that makes you want to stand up and cheer!