I really felt the length of this one partly because the theater I saw it in had no AC, and partly because I got a year older while watching it. I was hoping for a ludicrous disaster but what I got was a fairly standard bio pic with some Luhrmann flair and a great performance by Austin Butler. The movie reveres its iconic subject so much it can't even really bear to portray him as fat and strung out or…
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hahahhaha yes you ignorant peons, I was invited to a screening of this movie last week and now that the embargo is over I can report it fucking slayed. Finally a version of Hamlet that doesn't suck!
I knew I was in good hands early in this film in a scene that depicted our hero and his friends going wolf-man berserker mode and massacring an entire settlement of people, selling the women into slavery and chucking screaming children into a…