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Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale 2023
I've enjoyed Gaffigan's work for a long time and a decent portion of this genuinely made me laugh but overall it gives off the impression that he's just fucking around and not even enjoying himself. The "difficult jokes" he tells and acknowledges aren't funny are just jokes with a bunch of random topics he's already talked about crammed together. The main challenge of difficult jokes is making them funny and he doesn't even try. I still don't know if the…
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
Look, I enjoyed seeing this, but if I had never heard of Mario beforehand I'd probably give it 1.5 stars. I expected this to be somewhere in the range of well-produced but uninspired to genuinely pretty good, and it unfortunately came in at the very bottom of that range. It feels quite short because it's a whole bunch of random scenes that don't amount to much. I predict this will get 50 sequels and spinoffs that will all be better…
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
A pretty mid-tier movie with some cool moments in 2D and a fun ride in 3D. The frame rate is such a half measure it honestly pisses me off. It should be the whole movie and at least 60 FPS.
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Missing 2023
I spent 90% of the runtime judging the accuracy of the tech and how it was used by the characters (surprisingly accurate but not perfect). The plot is absolutely bonkers and I don't think I was ever really that enthralled by it. I'm guessing the screenlife framing was done for budgetary reasons and/or to produce/market it as a sequel to Searching (which I haven't seen), but I don't think it added that much to the movie. There's one strong moment…
