Favorite films

  • West Side Story
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Double Indemnity
  • Halloween

Recent activity

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre


  • Night of the Living Dead


  • No One Will Save You


  • Saw 3D


Pinned reviews

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City


    Wes Anderson’s Our Town

    If this were his final feature, it would be a perfect endcap for his career. He uses the tenuous movie-of-a-play-within-a-movie structure to strip back and examine the purpose of fiction. And specifically, to marvel at its ability to speak to and move us, even when abstracted far away from reality. 

    He has his main character quite literally step out of his own story and places the film’s emotional climax outside (the only scene that really takes place…

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express


    I really thought Tom Hanks was gonna toss that little girl off the fucking train

Recent reviews

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre


    I'm just really not into the whole "gross is scary" 2000s horror aesthetic

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    Barbara is the most "going through it" character of all time. The diva is DOWN.

    Those weird distorted screaming sounds when the little girl is stabbing her mom...that's some scary shit tbh

Popular reviews

  • Passages



    Ideal queer cinema in that it skips unnecessary conversations about identity and relationship status that would definitely make up most of this movie if it was made by (or about) straight people. Messy and complicated (and very sexy)

    I need every outfit Franz Rogowski wears

  • We Have a Ghost

    We Have a Ghost


    There is no earthly (or unearthly) reason why this ugly movie should be 2+ hours long