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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★★★

  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

  • UglyDolls

    ★★★

  • The Bad Guys

    ★★★★★

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★★★

    I mean no this movie can't compare at all to the brilliance of Jason Aaron's Thor run with the god butcher but none of the movies can really hit that comic book brilliance. None of the movies are going to be "that good".

    But for me this one is the closest to hitting that mark. Its the closest to tapping into that comic divine.

    This is a thought that needs to percolate a bit more for me so expect more…

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    Had to watch the classic after the new stuff.

    When Ramsay Cole asks Alan Grant if he knows how much electricity was in the fences of Jurassic Park and he's just like yeah. He definitely had flashbacks to teasing the kids and then that promptly biting him in the ass when Tim gets turned into a human piece of toast.

    Classic. And a hilarious riff in Dominion for me.

    I'll never be over the kids attaching themselves to Grant because:…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    This is the movie.
    This movie is the hill I will die on.
    This movie is my reason for being.
    This movie is my salvation.
    This movie is my hope.
    THIS MOVIE HAD ME HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OVER A FUCKING BUTT PLUG ONE MINUTE AND FUCKING CRYING ABOUT MY MOTHER THE NEXT!!
    This movie is the only reason I didn't off myself in February when my water was turned off. And like as someone who routinely uses movies to stay…

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    ★★★★★

    1: Genuinely love the animation for this one.

    2: When they all put their seat belts on.

    3: Snake in a unicorn onesie.

    4: Diane Foxington has an eyebrow piercing.

    5: THE TAIL WAGGING KILLED ME!! Fucking hysterical!!

    I enjoyed this throughly!!