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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    I've thought very long and hard about this.

    To enter this version of Sarah Bierman from elsewhere in the multiverse you have to be drinking coffee, black, listening to Coffee by SAYGRACE and pick lint out of your belly button.

    So mote it be.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

    - Wong. Wong's outfit. Wong is precious. Supreme Wong. Gods I adore Wong.
    - But I want the America Chavez origin movie. 2 seconds of gay moms was not enough.
    -Yeah I would absolutely fall to the Scarlet Witch darkness. I would lay waste to every version of me to be with the ones I loved. I also take my role as the villain in the story of my life very seriously. But seriously Wanda needs therapy.
    -I'm just a…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    This is the movie.
    This movie is the hill I will die on.
    This movie is my reason for being.
    This movie is my salvation.
    This movie is my hope.
    THIS MOVIE HAD ME HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OVER A FUCKING BUTT PLUG ONE MINUTE AND FUCKING CRYING ABOUT MY MOTHER THE NEXT!!
    This movie is the only reason I didn't off myself in February when my water was turned off. And like as someone who routinely uses movies to stay…

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★★

    1: I'm really into circles especially in my art practice so the circle magic and technology and outfits work for me. I'm also really into gold.

    2: You can't go from colorful 400 AD Gupta Empire to present day bland South Dakota and expect me to be ok with that transition. Absolutely not.

    3: Thena and Gilgamesh. My bitch ass ships it. I was feelin it. I have a particular weakness for warrior goddesses and soft precious beefy dudes. He…