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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by coffee 26 Dec 2021

  i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

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  Hillary 2020

  ½ Watched by coffee 09 Mar 2020 16

  yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

Recent reviews

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched by coffee 02 Jul 2022

  elvis: daddeh i jus wanna wiggle i jus wanna moove i wanna make mammah proud

  parker: BOHY YOU BEST SING DAT SANDY CLAUS SONG OR YOU WELL GET SOOED,

  a movie about having so much swag it makes women cum on the spot

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★ Watched by coffee 30 Jun 2022

  completely generic 4/10 but minus one star for not including the Yeat song “Rich Minion” during the film

Popular reviews

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  Men 2022

  ★½ Watched by coffee 20 May 2022 2

  heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say,

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  tick, tick...BOOM! 2021

  ★★ Watched by coffee 19 Nov 2021

  i’m glad theater kids finally got their black panther