Favorite films

  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Once Upon a Time in America
  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • Ishtar

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  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★½

  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • Not Okay

    ★½

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

  • Hillary

    Hillary

    ½

    yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    a movie with a lot of ideas and conclusions, one of them being that if you visit the bookstore enough times a hot brunette will make a move on you

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★½

    i need Rachel Sennott more than i need oxygen. i only saw this for the thirst watch and i’m happy to report that Rachel gets enough screen time that it makes up for the fact that i don’t care about anything going on in this. i want her so bad i’m gonna kill myself!!!!

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  • Men

    Men

    ★½

    heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say,

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★

    i’m glad theater kids finally got their black panther