Favorite films

  • A Star Is Born
  • The Irishman
  • Basic Instinct
  • Pierrot le Fou

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  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

  • The Lost City

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

  • Hillary

    Hillary

    ½

    yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    elvis: daddeh i jus wanna wiggle i jus wanna moove i wanna make mammah proud

    parker: BOHY YOU BEST SING DAT SANDY CLAUS SONG OR YOU WELL GET SOOED,

    a movie about having so much swag it makes women cum on the spot

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    completely generic 4/10 but minus one star for not including the Yeat song “Rich Minion” during the film

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  • Men

    Men

    ★½

    heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say,

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★

    i’m glad theater kids finally got their black panther