Favorite films

  • A Star Is Born
  • The Irishman
  • Basic Instinct
  • Pierrot le Fou

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  • Om Shanti Om


  • Smooth Talk


  • Elvis


  • Moulin Rouge!


Pinned reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

  • Hillary



    yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

Recent reviews

  • Om Shanti Om

    Om Shanti Om


    at a loss for words, tragedy becomes full of life and joy, live forever inside the movies, Farah Khan revitalizes genre and metaphysics in one fell, gorgeous swoop. incredible, awe inspiring filmmaking at play here, nothing short of a total masterpiece

  • Smooth Talk

    Smooth Talk


    plays the hangout/coming of age card before suddenly, and drastically, turning into a brutal meditation on predatory behaviors and watching the world decide your adulthood and agency before you can think about it for yourself. incredible, horrifying film, Laura Dern is peerless

Popular reviews

  • Men



    heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say,

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    i’m glad theater kids finally got their black panther