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  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Once Upon a Time in America
  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • Ishtar

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  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • Not Okay

    ★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • High School Musical 2

    ★★★★

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    i know a girl, for the sake of the review i’ll just call her Jane Doe, who Alana reminds me a lot of. somewhere in her early 20s, constantly floating through phases of life because she doesn’t know where to go or what to do, and somehow entangled with a dipshit kid, me. i was never in love with her and she was never in love with me but i loved her as a friend, i like to think she…

  • Hillary

    Hillary

    ½

    yaaaass queen slay (those innocent middle eastern citizens)!!!!!

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    “We don’t deserve the impossible.”

    everything returns to film. Peele takes a barrage of influences and ideas and formally weaves them together with such precision and ambition it’s staggering to witness from start to finish. straight up masterpiece, the best sci fi horror we’ve gotten since War Of The Worlds at least, and likely maybe even before that. the creature design and reveal at the end is one of the most awe inspiring things i’ve ever seen on a big screen, and i couldn’t imagine at least not being a little inspired by its simultaneous beauty and horror. incredible incredible incredible movie

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★½

    made for red scare listeners (derogatory), opens with the twitter balloon guy and a conversation about bushwick and somehow refuses to get any better, downright baffling by the time it approaches the Caroline Calloway cameo. whoever wrote this is going to hell, they should’ve stopped making social media satires after American Vandal got cancelled

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  • Men

    Men

    ★½

    heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say,

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★

    i’m glad theater kids finally got their black panther