Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy ½

excruciating. the culmination of decades of franchise culture into an ugly, soulless abomination of sound and image. it is a product designed to make braindead nerds and toddlers drool at empty references so they can feel good about having seen other, better things. it’s Ready Player One but without any of the thin veils that film used to excuse its empty game of spot the reference. the writing is vomit inducing, the acting is atrocious, it’s visually horrendous, and if you’re not immediately wet at the thought of two hours of brand management this might just bore you to tears. this isn’t just anti-cinema, it’s anti-art, it is the emptiest “film” i’ve seen in a long, long time. i feel sorry for anyone going into this and realizing they’re paying to watch a fucking feature length commercial. fuck this movie and fuck warner brothers, cinema is dead and they’re the ones who killed it

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