"I don't want to live the wrong life and then die."
"I'm getting too old for this shit." - T.Rex
At least this boring, mean, small film had the decency to be self aware. Rafe Spall (please don't tell me the character's name as I know I will forget) is just a one-to-one representative of Universal Studios. Entrusted with the legacy of this franchise, he holds the whip to the creatives to pass off reheated prototypes to hungry investors.
The latest snarling mix of dna sums up the film as a…