Favorite films

  • L'Avventura
  • Chinatown
  • Notorious
  • Three Colors: Red

Recent activity

  • The Last Duel


  • The Invisible Man


  • Malignant


  • Quantum of Solace


Recent reviews

  • Malignant



    Apparently there’s a lot of people with strong feelings about this picture. Could not be me. Its ok. But it’s like Wan discovered that there are rare tumors that can develop muscles, teeth and hair and made a movie around it. It’s good to see a late night Wikipedia rabbit hole actually get made into a movie

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale


    Remember when parkour was like the coolest thing in the world? It must have peaked right after this movie. Everywhere you looked in the late 2000s you saw the masses being awed by dudes leap frogging over electrical boxes on the 7th story of the tallest building in town. It even turned into a classic bit from The Office that people in offices regularly reference. I assume all those guys who did it eventually fell to their deaths. 

    Anyway this movie rocks because it feels like an actual movie instead of merely another Bond entry.

Popular reviews

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant


    The Revenant or (How I Half Expected Nick Fury to Show Up in a Post Credit Sequence)

    Some thoughts:

    - Top billing should go to the American Northwest, and Emmanuel Lubezki; who could make drying paint into something transcendent

    - Leonardo DiCaprio is miscast. I admire everything he went through, I admire his conviction, but I was never at any point 100% on board with him. He is, plain and simply, not a mountain man, he doesn't look like one,…

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    Any movie that kicks Dave Chappelle's corpse out of a plane in order to deliver a message to John Cusack, deserves all the love we can praise on it.

    Con Air is totally bananas, and totally fun.