Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baby Geniuses 1999

  ½ Watched 31 May 2023

  Written by some non-genius babies tho

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 May 2023

  Here’s my main issues with this one:

  1. No Yosh….
  2. Oppenheimer was not credited (bullet bill)
  3. No Lubba….
  4. I could beat the living daylights out of Chris Pratt Mario without any power ups

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2022 1

  Man, I gotta go with my gut on this one.

  Fantastic. No complaints. Robert’s portrayal showing the stark contrast between Bruce and the Bat is exactly what CINEMA NEEDED! Cinema is back. Sleep on this and die.

  Marvel could never.

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★½ Watched 16 Dec 2021 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Spiderboy: Plot Holes

  Firstly, one of the worst opening sequences of any movie ever especially with a movie of this scale.

  How do you take the biggest opportunity in your entire horrid movie career and completely fumble the bag so miserably? You brought in Tobey. FREAKING TOBEY and after all your entrances filled with such GRAVITAS in your past films, you INTRODUCE THE FREAKING BEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE by Ned. Ned casting a doctor strange spell.…