Andrew Coleman

Andrew Coleman

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Favorite films

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Recent reviews

  • Contagion



    Crazy how they got Jude Law to play Gwyneth Paltrow in this.

  • Lemonade Mouth

    Lemonade Mouth


    Wen really said “Yes I think I’ll have some ICE with my lemonade.”

Popular reviews

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


    Every once in a while, you hear a quote in a movie that really just sits with you. The kind of thing that you think about long after it’s finished. You’ll use it in your High School yearbook. You’ll put it in your Instagram bio. You’ll maybe even get it tattooed. That quote becomes your life, your meaning, it is you. 

    “Here come the Bulgarians!”

    - Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


    Profoundly upsetting on a deeply personal level. 

    Willy Wonka is undoubtedly an ex-Nazi scientist who became a recluse chocolatier to avoid prosecution for several war crimes.