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  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★★

    My girlfriend almost broke up with me today. We haven't seen each other in two months due to quarantine. She called me and said she wanted to continue our relationship 5 or so hours later. The whole ordeal resulted in me having a panic attack.

    And yet somehow, at two in the morning after a night of crying alone in my bedroom with my dog giving me comfort nuzzles, I end up here.

    Columbus is my happy place. I can…

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    This movie...

    was so bad...

    that the theater was empty...

    on opening night.

    YIKES.

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  • Tangerine

    Tangerine

    ★★★★½

    Alright y'all, I finally put out a film video essay on the hyperrealism of this absolute masterpiece.

    Check it out here!

  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    ★★★

    See, it's stupid, right.


    But it's just so FUCKING funny.

    Although he does need to expand into different topics other than essentially just drugs.


    BUT IT'S JUST SO FUNNY.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    This was in the summer of 2018.

    Midsommar was in the summer of 2019.

    Given the circumstances, I'm gonna need Ari to come through with an absolute banger coming up here soon.

    Please?

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    So guys, I gotta let you know something! I have a revolutionary take on this film that I'm absolutely positive nobody else has stated on this platform, or anywhere in general. So, get ready and here we go!























    Yeah, it's good.