Xanadu

Xanadu ★★★★½

Absolutely demented party-sized oasis in a desert of cynicism. Xanadu was written, directed, and performed by cocaine and in this alternate universe, cocaine is king, and Olivia Newton-John is queen. Olivia, you can push me into the pool any time you want. Turn up the volume, tune out the dialogue, and dance as long as we're here in this cynical, vile world. Embrace sentiment. Shut the door on the fingers of misery. Xanadu calls to you. Maybe the greatest final ten minutes of all time.

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