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  • The French Dispatch
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  • The Green Knight
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  • Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

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  • Soul

    Soul

    “Pixar is dead” I type into my letterboxd review of a film I’ve only seen the teaser trailer for. Oh Yeah, I think, This’ll make me the most popular letterboxd user of all time.

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★

    Dude the 90s were LAWLESS. Mr. Morgan straight up said a student was gonna get bitch slapped. The guidance counselor was writing porn. Jared Leto was the ideal man. There were no rules.