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  Resolution 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  OCTOBER HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE HALF ASSED … 




  DAY 2 

  PSA WARNING : DONT DO METH
   
  You’ll end up the beginning the middle and the end of the film reel …

  
  What ever the hell that means right ? 

  
  Low budget , high concept mid tear acting. 
  This is a classic concoction of a rewatch

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  From Dusk Till Dawn 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  OCTOBER HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE HALF ASSED … 
  
  
  DAY 1 
  

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  Mortal Kombat 2021

  ★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2021 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Why does sub zeros eyes look like Mini me’s eyes when he didn’t get his fix of Belgium chocolate ? 

  Expect every single line in this, (somewhat of a train wreck of a story ) to be an exposition or a story plot driven sentence that makes you want to peel your face off, pull the spine out of your hollow body and floss your toochus with it , which by the way ... never happens and If you a…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2022

  First half was incredibly strong. Brilliantly paced with  the mystery and detective noire feeling and what Gotham had to offer. Gimme dat Se7en and Zodiac energy. 

  
  Seeing villains scared of the shadows and Batman not showing up behind them actually giving me shivers and accurately shows us the fear that Batman brings. 

  
  The phenomenal breathtaking car chase with incredible audio design once again holding onto my seat fearing for my life…… 

  
  
  

  And then the second half got somewhat pretty messy. Alittle lost here and there. 

  
  
  

  
  And then …. Paul Dano sang Ave Maria and I shit my pants…. Not in a good way

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