As a better-tech FIFTH ELEMENT do-over this sort of works. It's very dopey, frequently gorgeous, and not particularly exciting. But Besson is no Bava, DeHaan is no John Phillip Law, and this is far from the DIABOLIK IN SPACE the source material is begging for.

TITANIC but without all the kissing.

I believe it was Howard Hawks who said "A good movie is a handful of reasonably funny scenes and like eight garbage improv-y momentum-killing ones, and a bunch of cameos, whatever, I don't know."

Last gun in the valley.

Best one of these in a really long time. You'd think it'd get old the 267th time those claws go through a dude's face, but...it doesn't.