Rocketman ★★

I can't even give this a little credit for the half-assed try at being an actual musical since it's the chintziest, most generic version of itself possible, with another vague imitation of a lead performance and pieces of a bunch of songs butchered MAMMA-MIA style. A crummy showtunes arrangement of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" starts playing and hey there's a bunch of people having a fight, wow. Sucks.