Letterboxd — Your life in film

Great, another feature-length Black Mirror episode about how obviously bad ideas have consequences anyone could have foreseen.

Pyun's THE SEARCHERS? No wait that's silly, actually it's his ASHES OF TIME.

Aka GEORGIA TAX BREAKDOWN

Good! Also literally every single person in this is an IRL pro basketball player, including the little girl.

WE FOUGHT A ZOO

Who among us has never cried tears of hot blood that steam as the droplets fall upon our cheeks?

Sort of a DEBT COLLECTORS 3? All of a piece the more idiosyncratic aspects of Johnson's project, on paper a great idea but sorely missing a dose of action-comedy. For fans only.

"Systemic corruption. You got that? Write that down."

These dinosaurs need to unionize.

Perfectly cromulent.

Sort of remedial for Cronenberg but also so literal and cheeky that it borders on self-parody. Nothing particularly tantalizing or provocative or even really all that yucky.

This isn't an intentional parody of the A24 horror brand, but it should be.

Cruelly yanks the Brad Pitt show out of your clutches and replaces it with this sub-Paul Feig garbage.

Utterly generic. Destined to be a Movie that Time Forgot.