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  • Skyfall



    The only thing separating this 007 from any other bond film is the villain, debatably the best bond villain of all time. Its like a combination of Hannibal, The Joker, and a gay guy with excellent fashion all forced into one body.

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained


    Tarantino, I love you. The individuality of your story telling and the remarkable precision in portraying your image of the story is nothing less then fresh and original (in often times surrounded by Hollywood's unoriginality), his creations are suburb.

    With that said, lets move on to Django. To me Django falls short. My expectation for this was set extremely high but it didn't quite reach what i hoped and prayed for. The violence was quite overzealous even for a Tarantino…

  • Four Rooms

    Four Rooms


    This is one of those movies that opinions on it are scattered across the board. Many people liked it, many did not but all that aside, there are a few things to be considered such as this was a very low budget film.

    First Room: The Missing Ingredient
    This room takes place in the honeymoon suite, a convent of witches gather together to bring back there "Goddess." It was a good room to see what kind of character Ted the…

  • Ah, L'Amour

    Ah, L'Amour


    Why is my love life on YouTube?

  • Rejected



    The vulgarity, randomness, and crudeness is funny, to a 7th grade boy.

    Don't get me wrong, first time I watched this I laughed. Atleast for the first five minutes. Then it started to get dark and i just got a little scared.

  • Aladdin and the King of Thieves

    Aladdin and the King of Thieves


    The only reason that this move gets 2.5 stars is that Robin Williams is still pretty funny in the film. But just about every other aspect of this film wasn't good.

  • The Lion King 1½

    The Lion King 1½


    Its really not that bad. It is the story we all know and love in a different perspective. I mean would I watch this on my free time? No. But If some kids were to pick this movie out instead of just about any other kids movie that comes to mind? Yes.

  • Bronson



    Imagine how boring this film would be if Bronson was sent to a Texas prison?

  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

    I have no sympathy for those characters. How about instead of snooping around someone else property you keep on driving!!!

  • Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico

    Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico


    For the love of god never make me watch this again....

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon


    Its rare when a kids movie comes out that kids love but that adults will love and can even just watch by themselves.

    But this is one of those times.

    Its original, its cute, its funny, its sweet, its just everything that makes a great film. You have characters for comic relief for the children, you have the classic guy gets girl, you have the unmistakable misfit that nobody understands that ends up saving the day, and you have the…

  • Fat Head

    Fat Head


    This is pretty low budget film but that shouldn't take away from it too much. This movie is brilliant. It shows the major flaws in the American government on many things like how we label who is obese and who is not. He shows that movies like "Super Size Me" has problems and is just trying to demonize the fast food industry. He explains how there is no one to blame but ourselves. Those companies only put out the supplies…