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  • Southbound

    Southbound

    ★★★

    7/10

  • Swordfish

    Swordfish

    ★★

    Halle Berry asks Hugh Jackman if he’s surprised that a girl with an IQ over 70 can give him a hard on. Implying that the only girls that get him hard are literally retarded girls.

    5.75/10 for Halle Berry’s fat cans.

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★½

    This is a good movie. It succeeds in basically everything in sets out to do. Unless it set out to be a movie that I enjoyed. Then it failed miserably.

    Make no mistake, Avengers Endgame is a 3 hour long comedy. And it’s funny. Maybe the funniest of all the marvel movies. But it shouldn’t have been a fucking comedy. It should have been 3 hours of pissed off super heroes doing whatever the fuck they can to make up…

  • Ant-Man

    Ant-Man

    ★★★

    7/10