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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022
I may have written this before, but it bears repeating: I could live the remainder of a long and fulfilling life without ever seeing the surface of Tatooine again. Seriously, between fully half the movies, plus The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, and now this, I have spent more hours on Tatooine than I have in the western part of Massachusetts, and I've lived here for most of forty years. At this point I'm convinced D.B. Cooper escaped to…
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X 2022
I am going to Texas next week, so it seems like the perfect time to watch a movie about a bunch of out-of-towners getting rapemurdered by local repressed Jesus freaks driven mostly crazy by isolation and a God that told them to keep their hands off their junk, but not their shotguns.
It is 1979, and a small group of indie filmmakers roll into East Leatherface, Texas, to a rented ranch guest house, to film a porno that, based on…
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Perfect 2018
We open with seizure-inducing flickering lights and a voice over direct from an incel's manifesto, and I fear that I might have made a terrible movie selection.
Then we cut to a teenager, who has apparently murdered a girl in his bedroom, calling his mom for help, and it seems the voice over might well have been straight out of an incel's 4Chan post history, and I am questioning the life choices that have brought me here, in front of…