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Talk to Me 2022
I have said this before, but anyone who looks upon their younger school years with any kind of serious nostalgia is looking through rose colored glasses, through eyes that are inches in front of a rollicking ongoing brain aneurysm.
Being a kid sucks. Sure, you don’t have any responsibilities that matter, but that’s mostly because no one will trust you not to fuck up anything more complex than the mostly linear transportation from point A to point B of a…
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The Mean One 2022
My SO has an unnatural love for How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which I certainly watched as a child, and remember enjoying, but mostly because it meant one 8 p.m. half hour per year when I wasn’t subjected to The Mod Squad, Hello Larry or its similar ilk. But my SO, who bought the DVD years ago to watch at will, genuinely loves that Karloff-croaked animal abuser, so when this slasher “parody” showed up on the Magical Piracy Machine, well,…
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Perfect 2018
We open with seizure-inducing flickering lights and a voice over direct from an incel's manifesto, and I fear that I might have made a terrible movie selection.
Then we cut to a teenager, who has apparently murdered a girl in his bedroom, calling his mom for help, and it seems the voice over might well have been straight out of an incel's 4Chan post history, and I am questioning the life choices that have brought me here, in front of…
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