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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


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    Hey letterboxd, it's been a while. Not that I haven't been present, but for some reason I think I kinda stopped making longer reviews for a bit for... multiple reasons I guess? Not quite sure actually. Wanted to make more in depth reviews on Anna and the Apocalypse and Ralph Breaks the Internet (both great films highly recommended by me) but just sorta…

  • The Powerpuff Girls Movie

    The Powerpuff Girls Movie


    Incoherent Babbling I'm Proud Of
    So I thought it was time to revisit this. One of my very first letterboxd reviews was essentially little history lesson/rant about The Powerpuff Girls Movie. Don't think I've actually watched it since freshman year of college.

    For those of you who don't know I'm an aspiring cartoonist. I draw weird dudes. They're cool. My senior thesis film was an "animated" short. The kind of animated short that isn't animated because you went to…

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  • Splice



    So apparently I completely retconned the ending of this in my memory.

    I thought there were 2 splice monsters, one male and one female. Like I thought the scientists made two and then they thought the male one died in the lab and then jump cut to the end and I thought the male one lived and was more animalistic from not being raised by people and it goes after the girl scientist and then the female splice one saves her and flies off into the distance happily ever after.

    ...but no I was completely wrong.

    I think might I like my ending better.

  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch


    A fun experiment to play through, but almost every ending is underwhelming.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Hey I know it's been like half a week or so and everyone else is probably over this but I'm not, so I'm gone put a few more opinions here about the James Gunn controversy. I've been hearing certain comments and I wanted put my 2 cents on them:

    This is just like Roseanne Barr. Why should he get better treatment?
    It's not like Roseanne Barr though. She said bad things in the here and now. It's sign that she…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    I thought we all knew James Gunn's sense of humor was offensive. Look at Slither and Super. Heck in the first Guardians one of the most famous jokes insinuated that Peter Quill basically painted the walls of his spaceship with jizz! The guy worked for Troma for years, a company known for its dark and twisted comedy. He even had a web series called PG Porn. Until around the time he joined Marvel his whole shtick was being offensive.