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  • Trolls World Tour

    Trolls World Tour


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    Come with me on this journey whilst I attempt to explain why I love the Trolls movies. This took me a literal month to muster the energy to do this and it may not be completely cohesive, but at this point I just wanna get it over with.

    On a first glance I think people take them as low bar cash grabs meant for kids. While I'd agree with you on…

  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action


    I'm so sorry that those who think Space Jam is better than this have to live with that wrong opinion.

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  • Storks



    I know people hate Pigeon Toady, but I think he's the most realistic annoying character in the world because he's literally my worst college roommate animated into worldwide existence.

  • Promare



    My boi Galo here got the determination of Ryuko from Kill la Kill and the asinine stupidity of Akko from Little Witch Academia

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  • The Golden Compass

    The Golden Compass


    I used to go to sunday school and the weekend this came out they gave us notices to show our parents saying "Do not take your kids to see this movie. In The Golden Compass book series they fight God." I gave the letter to my dad. He looked at it, looked at me, and then drove to the movie theater and we saw this.

    The God-fighting is a later book and Dad was disappointed.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    Originally this was two different reviews, but since then I decided it better to combine the two for people to easily look back on. First post took place the day of James Gunn's firing. Second post took place 6 days later.

    I thought we all knew James Gunn's sense of humor was offensive. Look at Slither and Super. Heck in the first Guardians one of the most famous jokes insinuated that Peter Quill basically painted the walls of…