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  • Mute



    Films of 2018 Ranked
    Netflix Originals Ranked



    It seems that I'm one of an extreme minority to say "I just watched Duncan Jones' Mute, and I loved it!" I'm honestly a little baffled.

    I mean I feel like I definitely have some sort of bias. If you follow my reviews you're probably aware that Paul Rudd is my main squeeze. You put some Rudd in a movie and JP's most likely gonna like it. I'm also a…

  • Early Man

    Early Man


    Films of 2018 Ranked
    Aardman Animations Ranked
    Early Man is easily the weakest film of Aardman Animations' roster. Maybe it's funnier for those who actively watch soccer, but this guy writing the review wouldn't know anything about that cuz he's an american who only watches the super bowl for the ads. Closest thing I've gotten to soccer was playing Lúcioball in Overwatch. Actually no, the closest I got to soccer was when I joined a soccer team in 2nd…

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  • Black Panther

    Black Panther


    Films of 2018 Ranked
    Marvel Cinematic Universe
    With every new MCU movie there's always the first super-nerd-fans who tell you "This is the best Marvel movie, hands down." It happened with Captain America: Civil War. It happened with Doctor Strange. It happened with Thor: Ragnarok. Now I'm gonna give it to yah straight. The best MCU movie...

    is without a doubt...

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    but just underneath it, within the top 5, is Black Panther.


  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    My little Star-Lord...