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  • Slender Man

    Slender Man


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    Who is the Slender Man? Where did he come from? Why does JP love giving backstory before giving his actual review? Because it's my review and I like giving context in case others don't know fuck off m8.

    Back in 2009 a group of people on the internet said "You know what? Nobody's created any new world famous creatures in while. We got Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, Mothman. We need…

  • Blood Fest

    Blood Fest


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    Blood Fest is Rooster Teeth's Cabin in the Woods. Wish I could say it was just as good as Cabin in the Woods, but that would very much be a lie. Both are meant to be love letters to the horror genre. However while Cabin in the Woods justified the tropes by adding a sort of logic to them, Blood Fest acts like it's avoiding tropes…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    I thought we all knew James Gunn's sense of humor was offensive. Look at Slither and Super. Heck in the first Guardians one of the most famous jokes insinuated that Peter Quill basically painted the walls of his spaceship with jizz! The guy worked for Troma for years, a company known for its dark and twisted comedy. He even had a web series called PG Porn. Until around the time he joined Marvel his whole shtick was being offensive.


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Hey I know it's been like half a week or so and everyone else is probably over this but I'm not, so I'm gone put a few more opinions here about the James Gunn controversy. I've been hearing certain comments and I wanted put my 2 cents on them:

    This is just like Roseanne Barr. Why should he get better treatment?
    It's not like Roseanne Barr though. She said bad things in the here and now. It's sign that she…