Favorite films

  • The World's End
  • Blindspotting
  • Stand by Me
  • Uncut Gems

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  • The French Dispatch


  • Magnolia


  • The Last Duel


Recent reviews

  • Dune



    i’ve been burnt out on most otherworldly sci-fi since rise of skywalker, so i am glad this mostly held my interest the first time around. unsurprisingly dense, and i haven’t read herbert’s novel, so multiple watches feel necessary. holding out my final thoughts for part two though, this was definitely only half of a story.

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    wes andy goes full wes andy to resurrect a fading medium. art deserves to exist on its own terms.

Popular reviews

  • Cats


    Those worried can rest assured.

    There are not one, but two separate times when cats get hit in their nonexistent genitalia.

    So if you’re thirsting for cat nut shots, you’re in luck.

    EDIT: Had more fun watching this than I did watching Rise of Skywalker. Take that as you will.

  • The Godfather: Part II

    The Godfather: Part II


    Everything that could have possibly been said about The Godfather and its sequel has already been said, so I'll say nothing.

    Okay, I'll say one thing.

    I can't think of a better way to watch this other than in Radio City Music Hall with a packed crowd and an anniversary panel with the cast and director. Coppola and Duvall talking about their experiences with Brando will remain implanted in my mind for a long, long time.

    I would not have…