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  • Lilo & Stitch

    Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★½

    This movie actually uses it's Polynesian focus as more than just a location and gives it thematic focus as well. 74/100

  • Men in Black II

    Men in Black II

    ★★½

    I don't know how they did it but they turned men in Black 2 into fetish fuel. 51/100

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  • The Santa Clause 2

    The Santa Clause 2

    ★★

    Th(I)s is an a(t)rocious movie. (Su)rprisingly worse than the original. I was watching the clo(ck) the whole time. (S)hoving sand in my eyes would be a more joyful experience. 23/100

  • Land of the Lost

    Land of the Lost

    ★★½

    My analytical side: this movie is utter garbage. No one in their right mind could like this slush.

    My nostalgic child side: but big dinosaur.

    50/100