★★★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2019
This movie actually uses it's Polynesian focus as more than just a location and gives it thematic focus as well. 74/100
★★½ Watched 13 Dec, 2019
I don't know how they did it but they turned men in Black 2 into fetish fuel. 51/100
★★ Watched 10 Dec, 2019
Th(I)s is an a(t)rocious movie. (Su)rprisingly worse than the original. I was watching the clo(ck) the whole time. (S)hoving sand in my eyes would be a more joyful experience. 23/100
★★½ Watched 27 Nov, 2019
My analytical side: this movie is utter garbage. No one in their right mind could like this slush.
My nostalgic child side: but big dinosaur.