"They say that vampires' hearts are cold and dead. Definitely dead. But I don't know. I think I still feel things inside it."
This documentary makes great strides in destigmatizing the vampire community, as well as the broader undead community. I want to praise Waititi and Clement's efforts to humanize a broadly misunderstood group of creatures.
But in all seriousness, over the course of less than 90 minutes, I've become unreasonably attached to the characters of this film. Every single…