Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald ★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Review withheld until the incredibly underwhelming cliffhanger is paid-off or left in the wrong boat cabin and picked up by a different screenwriter. That said, Depp's speech about Wizards coming together to prevent WWII had me completely sold, even after he very explicitly kills a toddler earlier in the film. That guy can really act when he wants to.