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  • The Marvels

    The Marvels 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 09 Nov 2023

    Goose MVP

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2023

    Best of the Branagh Poirot films so far

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Sep 2023

    Fury Road: Blood and Chrome at Alamo Drafthouse

  • Barbie

    Barbie 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2023

    A genuinely surprising movie with great performances (Gosling is chewing on the scenery, Robbie is nearly perfect) and some good lines, despite ending undercuting the emotional themes of the film. 'Barbie' struggles with what it wants to be and who it wants to be for, and does little to earnestly engage with the criticisms and mission statements it has its characters repeat. I had hoped this would come close to the effortless charm and heart that 'The Lego Movie' brought…

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Somehow the most tense part of this movie was the literal falling piano.

  • The Flash

    The Flash 2023

    ½ Watched 15 Jun 2023

    Flashpoint has done irreparable damage to popular culture.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Calling my shot right now: "Miguel" is a loose adaptation of an Earth-001 inheritor who injects himself with something to keep from having to eat Spider-People

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jun 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Favorite little details I caught this time around:
    Spider-Man PS4 "Advanced" suit in the Spider-Cave
    Miles drops Parker B in the collider chamber with the same leg sweep Noir used on him in the Spider-Cave
    The background behind Miles when he uses the shoulder touch venom strike on Fisk say "HEY" for two quick shots as he gets shocked backwards

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

    ★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2023

    Anyone who thought this was worse than Sonic is out of their minds.

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance 2022

    ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why did they paint it green?

  • Outside the Wire

    Outside the Wire 2021

    ★★ Watched 18 Jan 2023

    the androids are cool

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A visual treat!

    I hope the Shadow of the Colossus devs are collecting royalties from that opening scene.