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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Thing
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Jaws

Classic Cinema I’ve Actually Watched at the Cinema

18 films

Movies released before I was born (or when I was too little) which I have since had the pleasure of…

  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • Threads
  • Hereditary
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Deer Hunter

Made My Wife Cry

30 films

Movies that made my sweet wife Megan cry, ranked by how hard they made her cry. These are only the…

  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Omen
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Signs
  • Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase

Spooktober 2022

101 films

Under construction until October, when it will be whittled down to 31. Suggestions more than welcome

  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • Nope
  • RRR
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

2022 Releases Ranked

25 films

oops all blockbusters

  • Fast Five
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • F9
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • Fast & Furious

The Fast and the Furious (Ranked)

10 films

My rankings for this mega-franchise that I’m just not that into.

  • Resident Evil: Retribution
  • Resident Evil: Extinction
  • Resident Evil: Vendetta
  • Resident Evil
  • Resident Evil: Afterlife

Resident Evil Ranked

11 films

In honor of the new Netflix series, which is terrible, here’s the Laser Hallway Franchise ranked from least worst to…

  • The Amityville Horror
  • Avatar
  • Barbie and the Diamond Castle
  • Blade Runner
  • Blade Runner 2049

Movies I Own

56 films

Because Strange Days is impossible to find online

  • O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization
  • M
  • The Quiet Earth
  • Planet of Storms
  • Pinocchio: A True Story

Around the World in 2022

11 films

Country in the notes.

  • The Leopard
  • Nine Queens
  • Embrace of the Serpent
  • Fanny and Alexander
  • Le Doulos

Conner gets Back on Track

22 films

Time to watch some movies and make this list disappear

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Iron Man
  • Loki
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

MCU Ranked

33 films

Ranked from almost cinema to destroyed cinema

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Ranked

14 films

My ever-shifting ranking of the live-action Star Wars movies. My favorite franchise! Yay!

  • 12 Angry Men
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Ad Astra
  • Akira
  • Alien

5 Star Hall of Fame

123 films

Movies I’ve given 5 stars.