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Star Wars Ranked

14 films

My ever-shifting ranking of the live-action Star Wars movies. My favorite franchise! Yay!

  • 12 Angry Men
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Ad Astra
  • Akira
  • Alien

5 Star Hall of Fame

123 films

Movies I’ve given 5 stars.

  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • RRR
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

2022 Releases Ranked

20 films


  • The Amityville Horror
  • Avatar
  • Barbie and the Diamond Castle
  • Blade Runner
  • Blade Runner 2049

Movies I Own

53 films

Because Strange Days is impossible to find online

  • The Chronicles of Riddick
  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
  • The Godfather: Part III
  • Chernobyl
  • Pulp Fiction

The Diarrhea Saga

5 films

The real never-ending story. Ranked by how hard I was fighting for my life (against my own body) to finish…

  • The Forgotten
  • Serenity
  • Knock Off
  • Hulk
  • Gotti

So Bad it’s Kino

14 films

True modern art

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park
  • Jurassic Park III
  • Jurassic World
  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
  • X-Men: Apocalypse
  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
  • Jurassic World
  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
  • Jurassic World Dominion

The Penalty Box

11 films

Movies that upset me or make me mad. Congratulations to the Jurassic World trilogy

  • O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization
  • M
  • The Quiet Earth
  • Planet of Storms
  • Pinocchio: A True Story

Around the World in 2022

10 films

I’m going to try to watch at least one movie from as many countries in the world as I can…

  • Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Werewolves Within
  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu
  • Assassin's Creed

Video Game Movies Ranked

44 films

In preparation for this year’s Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil reboot movies, I’m watchin’ and rankin’ movies based on video game…

  • Avocado Toast
  • Sick

Movies I’ve Worked On

2 films

Avocado Toast Sick The Last Page Power Rangers: Origins

  • Close-Up
  • Grizzly Man
  • The Devil's Miner
  • F for Fake
  • Grey Gardens


29 films

My favorite documentaries, in no particular order. I’ll also count movies that I consider documentary-adjacent. There are so many documentaries…