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  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

2022 Releases Ranked

15 films

MMXXII

  • Star Wars
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Movies I Own

52 films

Because Strange Days is impossible to find online

  • Close-Up
  • Grizzly Man
  • The Devil's Miner
  • F for Fake
  • Grey Gardens

Documentary

29 films

My favorite documentaries, in no particular order. I’ll also count movies that I consider documentary-adjacent. There are so many documentaries…

  • Sword of the Stranger
  • Nine Queens
  • Embrace of the Serpent
  • Light of My Life
  • Anna

Recommend somethin’, why don’t ya?!

9 films

Recommend some movies (if you want) and I’ll try to check it out! I’m always looking for new stuff to…

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Iron Man
  • Loki
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

MCU Ranked

32 films

Ranked from almost cinema to destroyed cinema

  • Avocado Toast
  • Sick

Actual Movies I’ve Worked On

2 films

Avocado Toast Sick The Last Page

  • 12 Angry Men
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Ad Astra
  • Akira
  • Alien

5 Star Hall of Fame

121 films

Movies I’ve given 5 stars.

  • The Forgotten
  • Serenity
  • Gotti
  • The Fanatic
  • Battlefield Earth

So Bad it’s Kino

13 films

True modern art

  • Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Werewolves Within
  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu
  • Assassin's Creed

Video Game Movies Ranked

43 films

In preparation for this year’s Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil reboot movies, I’m watchin’ and rankin’ movies based on video game…

  • O-Bi, O-Ba: The End of Civilization
  • Hard Boiled
  • Cutie Honey
  • The Quiet Earth
  • Miracle Mile

Around the World in 2022

8 films

I’m going to try to watch at least one movie from as many countries in the world as I can…

  • Star Trek
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Star Trek: First Contact
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek Movies Ranked

13 films

Star Trek fans be like Qapla'

Yeah 2009 is my favorite what’s it to ya

  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • Threads
  • Hereditary
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Deer Hunter

Made My Wife Cry

29 films

Movies that made my sweet wife Megan cry, ranked by how hard they made her cry. These are only the…