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  • Cats


    no film about cats should be allowed to be as horny as this was

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    hey dawg we heard you like shitty fan-service so we put some shitty fan-service inside your shitty fan-service

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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    A monotonous CGI trainwreck riddled with clichés, appalling writing, weightless action, stock music, boring characters, cringe-worthy dialogue and above all else, had the nerve to dedicate its ENTIRE RUNTIME to a possible SEQUEL to a film that literally NO ONE WILL WATCH.

    ...anyways stan @wydeva ✨

  • Shazam!


    Shazam! is like a really, really cheap packet of American cheese you bought at some run-down supermarket in an extremely dark alleyway. You didn't want to go in and get the cheese because, I mean, it's a travesty of an alley. In all honesty, the dairy products at that place don't particularly have a reputation for being even decent, let alone edible. But it's really late and all you wanna do is get drunk and eat some cheese; a noble…