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  • Summer Camp Island

    Summer Camp Island

    ½

    What is it with new CN shows having tweenage characters acting like 6-year-olds? There's a huge difference between being innocent and emotionally stunted.

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    ★★★★★

    The fact that this dragged on for way too long was actually a HUGE positive for me.

    I wanted it to go on forever, I wanted to see how much more shit they could squeeze into my eyes and mouth.

    I hope the Blu-Ray includes the 3 hour-40 minute cut.

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  • Sing

    Sing

    ★★★★½

    It's really not enough to just like a movie anymore, is it?

    You people have to always feel justification for it, don't you?

    You can't say "I liked Sing because it was fun and it had singing animals", nooooooo, no no no, you HAVE to like "important" movies that make you feel like a good moral citizen for seeing them.

    I'm not against people who don't like broad entertainment, it's obviously not for everyone.

    I AM, however, against people who…

  • Chicken Little

    Chicken Little

    ★½

    From the director of Cats Don't Dance comes...

    A pig singing Spice Girls karaoke and jokes about frozen pee.

    Yep.