Favorite films

  • Deathgasm
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The World's End
  • Anomalisa

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  • Easy A

    ★★★

  • 100% Wolf

    ★★★

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★

  • Detention

    ★★★½

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  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★

    So I didn't know anything about the movie other than seeing the trailer and got it on DVD two years ago. I saw a quote referencing John Hughes so I thought hey, Mom and I just watched a John Hughes movie, let's watch one in a similar vein. Unfortunately I forgot the one rule with Mom moviewatching: brutal gore is fine but sex talk will make for one hell of an awkward watch.
    Honestly I'm not sure exactly what to…

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★

    Watching Ed trying to chase after a young boy is a lot more awkward when you find out what happened to Jeffrey Jones.

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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★

    The scariest part of this is imagining Hollywood remaking the film and using CGI for Audrey II.
    EDIT: Why is this my most popular review
    Also I wrote this review when a remake was already announced so don't blame me. If I actually had any influence I'd be annoying New Zealand until they greenlit Deathgasm: Goremageddon

  • Airplane Mode

    Airplane Mode

    Without a doubt the worst movie of 2019. The cast ranges from ok to dreadful and the jokes are either screaming, swearing, or sex jokes. Avoid at all costs.